Interview in which I am asked if I have ever seen Elvis in a pizza…
Interview in which I am asked to write a haiku about my book and learn an important lesson about the shelf life of bad hair photos posted to the web…
Interview in which I discuss the short time I spent as a dead body…
Interview in which I claim “He who laughs last, thinks slowest” as my favorite quote from the book…
Interview in which I demonstrate a disturbing lack of creativity when it comes to naming my characters…